@samfetamine

nostrokesjuststrudels:

Can I marry you?

well-thats-ood:

Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.

#socially awkward gingers

Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal cousins. Cool, isn’t it?

HOLY

billymilkk:

fuck me that’s a nice rack

That’s not a rack it’s a shark

for-redheads:

In the Shallows by Ein Lee

lizmoney:

rand0mflora:

Z͍̠͈̰̯̥ͬ̈̂͗͑ͅa͔̟̘l̡̈́ͧ̀ͯg̴̜̠̼̿ͨ͊̍ͧ̍o̗̩̲͓̱̞ͬ̀ͪ̄ͥ͟ͅ.͎͙̯̜͎͍̐ͅ.̼̟͖̭̙̫ͬ͜.̍͊̅ͤͫ͟ͅ
̥̦͕ͬ̉̊̃
͉͉̖͍̳̦͜Ȟ̪̱̤͉͕͋̇̌̃̓͡e̪̹̺̙͡ ͕̓ͤ̑̓̓c̻͎̟̠̞̼̽̒͘o̶̠̱͍͈̳̘ͤ̔ͧͬm̷̬̻̝͊̓̾ẻ̽ͨ̐̈́̈́s̯̍͟.̝͕̙̠̺̩̌.̼̯̬̗̅͋̓ͣ͋͐́͠.̌̅̀͋

I don’t even know.

There is no God.