This headline should actually read “4chan frustrated by easiest kids’ game ever”, because the above gif is all you need to know about how not to play this game. The player is clicking the mouse when the ball is on the bat. This means that Pooh is swinging his bat when the ball is directly above the plate. Just like in real baseball, start your swing before the ball arrives, because that’s how physics and time work.
Nice try, 4chan. Maybe go outside for once, toss a ball around, and then you’d know how to play this child’s game.
EDIT: Yes, I’ve played more levels. Yes, I’ve played the harder Japanese version. Yes, it gets slightly harder, as is customary for the leveling system of video games. No, I’m not blown away by the acceptable level of difficulty in this game. Also who cares. Sorry I made fun of you making fun of Winnie The Pooh’s Homerun Derby.
A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”
“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.
The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast.
“That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean.
Silicon Valley, CA — The humor website9Gag.com is suing Reddit.com for libel and damages in the amount of $50,000,000. That’s a five with seven zeros attached to it.
Christopher Poole or “Moot” as he is known on 4chan.org, another type of image sharing website, says he’s disappointed at Reddit’s behavior. “It really disgusts me what Reddit is doing to 9Gag. They just need to stop this already. The internet is supposed to be a fun place where everyone is accepted. It’s not funny what the Reddit community is doing, it’s just not very nice at all.”
The owner of 9Gag, Paul Horner, said he thinks Reddit is just jealous. “It’s a well known fact that 95% of all Memes and funny images on the internet originate from 9Gag. Reddit doesn’t like this so they try and destroy our website. Maybe this $50 million lawsuit will shut them up.”
If Boxxy appears to you and tells you to ‘splode your brains you sure as shit do it.
Noooo they even got Barbara Palvin ;_;
What would the updated version look like?