October 2011
I don’t feel like I have anything to be proud about over a straight person. Having pride just adds to the different-ness. I’m fine with myself being gay, but I just don’t think of it as something to be proud of anymore than I feel like being a brunette is something to be proud of.
1. Pay software companies to bundle Safari, Bonjour, iTunes, iTunes Helper, Quicktime, Quicktime Updater, Mobile Device Sync, and other shitty unnecessary bloatware into things such as Java and Flash updates for Windows.
2. Make all of these programs/add-ons startup services in Windows. This causes frustration among retarded PC users who cannot figure out why their computer is running like crap.
3. Fucktard PC user hears from his friend, “zomg macs are like teh shit. they nevar get viruses or have any problems”
4. Said fucktard goes to the Mac store and pays for an insanely overpriced Mac.
5. ???????????
6. PROFIT!!!!!